Barney Stinson's Unofficial Blog

“Call her?! Robin, three things. She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don’t chase.”—— Barney Stinson / Neil Patrick Harris
from How I Met Your Mother

Awesome Friends..:)

:D :P

Self Five..:D

:D :D

Marshall..:P

“Not only are you wrong, but you’re belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process… You are an American.”—Barney Stinson

I am awesome and You know it..:)

Awesome..:)

Relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:

1. 6 hours (aka one night stand) 
2. 4 days 
3. 3 weeks 
4. 7 months 
5. 1.5 years/18 months 
6. 18 years 
7. Death

”—Barney Stinson “How I Met Your Mother”