Barney Stinson's Unofficial Blog

Self Five..:D

Legend —Wait for it..:P

Awesome..:)

Relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:

1. 6 hours (aka one night stand) 
2. 4 days 
3. 3 weeks 
4. 7 months 
5. 1.5 years/18 months 
6. 18 years 
7. Death

”—Barney Stinson “How I Met Your Mother”

Be Fucking Awesome like me..:)

Truth behind awesomeness of Barney Stinson…:)

Daddy’s Home..:D 

Greatest pick up line ever…:P

Oh…yeah…oh yeah…:D

I am awesome..:)

Can-duh…:D